Grimace's Grimace-Inducing Grimace

from McDonald's by TURBOSLEAZE

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That's why they call me Grimace: I didn't have a poem or a song to write for Grimace or his grimace, so I set out on my bike to look for the Fry Kids and Birdie. "These were the best times of our lives", as I recalled to Birdie, after a hole in one on a par four. "Remember that movie 'Billy Madison', oh no, wait -- maybe it was 'Happy Gilmore', when Shooter McGavin gets that jackass guy to drive by in his car? Haha yea I love you man. "You're not getting my Bud Light™, Birdie" "Hahaha" Simultaneous. She carved a hole in the wall and the image made her calm and happy. By that time the Mayor McCheese flashed across the screen and Birdie went to get her gun. My Grandmother had a Willow tree that she used to sit behind. The reality of the virtual non-withstanding -- as we pray for the ghost of Pocahontas to take her revenge on Ronald. Four score and seven years ago blah blah blah I did not have sexual relations blah blah blah That's why they call me Carlos _______?

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from McDonald's, released June 6, 2015
Grimace poem written by Robert Calzone, read by Brigid Slattery

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